This week on XENA: WARRIOR PODCAST, karma’s a bitch! Vera, Katie, and Livy move on to the second episode of the India arc, 4x15 “Between the Lines,” and good mother, we’re afraid we don’t understand a lot of this. So many questions, like how does the mendhi work? Like really, how does it work? What happens to Arminestra and Shakti’s consciousnesses when Xena and Gabrielle inhabit their bodies? What is Naiyima’s deal? What is Alti’s favorite Terminator movie? How is the female gender symbol going to help Xena and Gabs recognize each other in the next life? Who will be the next New Zealand’s Hottest Home Baker? But who cares about any of this when we have the show’s greatest, most brutal fight scene yet, climaxing with, oh yeah, GABRIELLE GETTING A HAIRCUT.